I might have given you the impression that Dylan never cries. That’s not the case. He does. This is what it sounds like. To get the full affect, turn your speakers up to 11, and repeat 120 times. This was the middle of a 40-minute session. It’s only 23 seconds long, and my favorite/worst noise is actually cut off at the very end.
I wonder if he did cry more often I would get used to this noise. Perhaps it would desensitize me. As it stands, these moments feel like hell. If you have a teenager, or anyone in their 20s who is thinking of becoming a parent, I submit this video as birth control. Enjoy?